What I have learned today...

"I went to a workshop at Shell this afternoon..." this phrase sounds like I went to a car workshop near a gas station :P...or actually I am the only soul that thought like that? Forget it...not important. The content of the workshop is important guys...but I feel the title is more important.

BAM Dual Maintenance (BAM is the support team @ Shell)

Well...first..the title is confusing! I'll correct that in the end of this tutorial.

It's actually about double maintenance work that need to be done by BAM to both Production system 4.6c as well as the ecc 6.0 which is our current SPNG client! Sound simple? Not really, this April the final refresh will happen where production system will be copied over to spng system..

****I actually paused watching Adam Lambert singing Black & White Michael Jackson! He rocks

And after that the system must be synchronized manually...there are flowcharts of procedures here and there balbalablabla...

Let me write this again and drop all the jargon ok?

HUSBAND POLYGAMY SYSTEM

Meaning...husband taking care of 2 wives. Simple huh? Then..1st wife...(current and still standing) will need to retain all her spending once the husband decided to have another addition to the family..2nd wife (SPNG) with added and upgraded features..wink wink..
So 1st wife have to make a few sacrifices for this 2nd wife. No more shoes..no more clothes whatsoever...Unless it is important (a matter of life and death only) then only she can spend her money. If not the husband will ask for a delay. And the priority should be decided by the husband's mom. So if the mother in law feels it's not that important she will reject her request, as simple as that. So, he asked his 1st wife to wait until he can balance out the life between these 2 wives - U know..janji2 manis (liars).. The 1st wife being so understanding, sacrifices for her beloved husband. What happened with the 2nd wife?

Aha! (this phrase is printed at the back of the leaflet) In the meantime, whatever the 1st wife asked for, the husband will actually took the idea from his mom and gave it to his 2nd one. What a man he is!!!

His 1st wife asked for a new Ferragamo shoes, his mom asked back, "Any emergencies for this? Will you not able to walk again if you are not wearing it? If not please wait until the date that your husband have targeted". And later knowing that he have extra to spend, he bought it for his 2nd wife but under a condition that she can never show it to the 1st wife until the target date. So she's been getting a lot of this presents etc. Whereas, 1st wife have to retain, sacrifice and live in misery.

The targeted date arrived...what happened? The husband divorce the first wife and upgraded his life with only 1 wife which is the second one. Make sense? I think yes it is...

And I think the person who decided on the workflow of dual maintenance is a person who actually have 2 wife...oopps...just a joke!

Just a joke from me really...my head can't stop thinking..ideas ideas ideas!!! My old self has now emerging bits by bit...

Adeshi mood : Thinking thinking...still depressed...nothing changed..
Bugsy mood : Clean cage..yay..Oxbow oat hay...yay
Yoshi mood : Where are you bringin me this weekend?